The joy in learning Chinese…

You get to understand the following funnies.
Taken from HardwareZone.
１。题目：一边……一边……
小朋友写：他一边脱衣服，一边穿裤子。
老师批语：他到底是要脱还是要穿啊？
２。题目：其中
小朋友写：我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师批语：你是蜈蚣吗？
３。题目：陆陆续续
小朋友写：下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。
老师批语：你到底有几个爸爸呀？
４。题目：难过
小朋友写：我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师批语：老师更难过。
５。题目：又 又
小朋友写：我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。
老师批语；你的妈妈 是变形金钢吗？
６。题目：你看
小朋友写：你看什么看！没看过啊
老师批语：没看过
７。题目：欣欣向荣
小朋友写：欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师批语：连续剧不要看太多了！
８。题目：好吃
小朋友写：好吃个屁。
老师批语：有些东西是不能吃的。
９。题目：天真
小朋友写：今天真热。
老师批语：你真天真。
１０。题目：果然
小朋友写：昨天我吃水果，然后喝凉水。
老师批语：是词组，不能分开的。
１１。题目：先……再……，例题：先吃饭，再冼澡。
小朋友写：先生，再见！
老师批语：想像力超过了地球人的智慧。
１２。题目：况且
小朋友写：一列火车经过，况且况且况且况且况且况
老师批语：我死了算了。
Enjoy.

Kamen Rider Kiva Episode 10

剣の舞：硝子のメロディ
Dance of Swords: Melody of Glass
The year 2008.
Now in Burst Mode, IXA is slowly eroding the Frog Fangire’s life. IXA takes out the IXA Calibur to finish off the Fangire, but Wataru shoves him away before IXA can do any further damage. Shielding the Fangire with his own body, Wataru asks him to escape, ignoring [...]

モザイクカケラ (Mosaic Kakera) lyrics

I know I’m super slow for posting this so late…but still……I hate Suzaku.
Original lyrics from here.
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モザイクカケラ (Mosaic Kakera)
Perfomed by: SunSet Swish
2nd Ending Theme of: コードギアス　反逆のルルーシュ
(CODE GEASS - Lelouch of the Rebellion)
モザイクカケラ　ひとつひとつ繋ぎ合わせて描いてゆく
mozaiku (mosaic) kakera hitotsu hitotsu tsunagi awasete egaite yuku
あなたがくれた　出逢いと別れも
anata ga kureta deai to wakare mo
こんなはずじゃない　そう思って眠り
konna hazu ja nai sou omotte nemuri
目覚めればいつもの　変わらない空回り
mezamereba itsumono [...]

Sunny Day lyrics

People who visit this blog of mine should have seen this coming.
Original lyrics taken from Utamap.
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Sunny Day
Performed by: 藤木 一恵 (Fujiki Kazue)*
Theme Song of: Sweet Rain 死神の精度
(Sweet Rain: Shinigami no Seido)
こぼれ落ちたのは
kobore ochita no wa
涙じゃなく祈る声
namida ja naku inoru koe
見上げていたのは
miagete ita no wa
雲の上の太陽
kumo no ue no taiyou
眠るように生きていた
nemuru you ni ikite ita
いつも孤独だった
itsumo kodoku datta
君に出会うその日までは
kimi ni [...]

Sweet Rain 死神の精度 (Shinigami no Seido)

雨男、しかも死神。
“A Shinigami (god of death) does not takes lives. He merely judges whether a person is ready to accept death.”
This movie portrays Shinigami’s in another light, and does it quite well too. It depicts them as entities who are able to think and make fair decisions on the lives of people they follow, and thus [...]